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WittyFeed 11 Sep, 2018
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13 Disappointing Thoughts That Haunt You When You Realize He Is A Sissy In Bed

Oh sister, did you just land yourself into troubled waters?

Imagine finding your Mr. Perfect, who is romantic, charming, understanding and everything you've ever wanted. He cooks you breakfast, takes you on romantically wild dates and loves you like you're the Queen bee of his world. (Omg! My heart is crying with just the thought of finding this fictional character!)

But, but, but, what if he isn't as smooth in bed as he's in taking you to the bed? Errrrrr! What a bummer! We see your wild dreams crashing right there, sister. Yes, most of you wouldn't even talk to him about this but deep down in your head (and in your bed, lol), you know that this is important. He is 'practically' supposed to be good at and with everything! 

We know you've almost considered handing him various special editions of Cosmopolitan. For the first time, you want someone to get in your pants and damn, he sucks, sadly for you, not literally!

Here's exactly what you'll relate to: