"Hi momma, my girlfriend is gonna get her fingernail insured for a $100 bill because she can't get over the nail polish I painted for her on that nail..."
Momma gives Peter a cold look and asks him to take the girl to a mental hospital.
Peter's mom couldn't digest something as bizarre as someone getting a fingernail insured. However, she was cool with the fact that some celebrities get their body parts insured until she learned about their worth, leaving no ground under her feet.
We are all, in a way, Peter's mom. Don't believe me? Read ahead to find yourself on the same page with me.
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